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Funny saying wine bottle opener made just for you. This corkscrew has an imprinted area on both sides, so you can use the same saying or 2 different ones. If you wish to personalize one side, ex. The Smiths, est. 2015, and a funny saying on the other that is fine. We can also print photos in the insert.

Select one or 2 sayings from the attached thumbnail and give us your own quote, and the colors you wish to have imprinted. We will then set up the design and email you for your approval. Once we have your approval we will ship in 3-5 business days or less. Once you have approved and we have started printing the sale in final with no refund. If we goof up, we will replace to you.

This makes a great long lasting gift whether it be for a gag gift, anniversary, birthday, bridesmaid gift, wedding gift, retirement gift or whatever the special occasion is.

The opener is 6 3/4" high and silver in color.


We accept paypal, mastercard and visa
All items must be paid for before we start custom making your item. Once we have begun a custom personalized product there is no cancellation.

Shipping from United States

We ship USPS unless the order is very heavy such as multiple rocks going to one address, then UPS or FedEx would be better. When we ship we try to send you the tracking #, We try to ship within 3-5 business days after your final approval for custom work. We are not responsible for USPS delivery.

Returns & Exchanges

I don't accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

Returns and exchange details

There are no refunds. If we make a mistake on your order we will replace that item to you at no cost. We are not responsible if you provide us with the wrong spelling and/or date or other wrong information.. We make every effort to send you the item just as you wanted.


If you order multiple items of the same item, contact us for a discount price. Ex. 20 family reunion shirts would receive a discount.

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